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Joke of the Day

"Here's a joke just for reddit: How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb? Bacon"

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"Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !"
"Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai | Shayeri joke sms"
"I bet if Amy Winehouse had changed her name to Amy Lemonadehouse, she'd still be alive today."
"Nobody believes in racial profiling until they get a sushi chef with red hair."
"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? ""The Wall"" by Pink Floyd"
"What did the city say to its father before it left for Mexico? Ciudad"
"What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal? ... The ethiopian chasing it."
"I owe my life to Nickelback I got in a horrible car crash and was in 6 month coma. Then the nurse switched the song to Nickelback. I woke up and muted it."