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Joke of the Day

"What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y."

"Probably the wurst (or the best) halloween joke i have heard yet What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines? A halloweener"

"We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough."

"The masseuse asked if I wanted her to finish me, I said yes & then she ripped my spine out & said ""Flawless Victory!"""

"Bad news from the doctor... Men: Doctor, how is my mother in law? Doctor: I have some bad news. Men: We can take her home, right? Doctor: Yes"

"What sound does an emo cow make? Amumu"

"This DLC is getting out of hand... The DVLA want me to pay 60 to add three points to my driving license, because I beat my high score!"

"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."

"Q)What is the condition when a cat loses it eye-sight after being beaten? A)Cat-a-rekt!"

"Attention, guys wearing ""skinny Jeans"", you took the phrase ""getting into her pants"" the wrong way"