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Joke of the Day
"What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y."
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"I booked a day trip to Svalbard in April! I get back in August."
"I remember 2016 Like it was yesterday"
"Hey there.. Hi.."
"A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods The bear says, ""Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit: ""No, not at all."" So the bear wipes himself with the rabbit."
"""Age is just a number."" ""Yeah? Jail is just a room."""
"Two tomatoes cross the street Two tomatoes cross the street. One of the tomatoes gets hit by a car, and the other tomatoe goes ""Aw, come on... Catch up!"""
"Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off."
"Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"
"What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face? Cafe"