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Joke of the Day

"The US is waking up to news of Brexit 'Vote Leave' win... Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls."

"Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self. P.S. I know, it was super cheesy."

"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."

"""Mom, I hate the word, 'Hemorrhoid'. It's like a weird planet. Hi,I'm Hemorroidian! Or oh no! A hemorrhoid is headed 4 Earth!"" -my 12yr old"

"One way to know if someone is lying to you is if their facial mole is in a different place every time you see them"

"Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager ""i love you"" Now we wait"

"A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table."

"A farmer was worried when he counted only 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, much to his relief, he had 200."

"Coworkers What's the difference between a brown nose and a shit head? Depth perception."

"[freezing huddled around fire] Dont worry I brought blankets to keep us warm *throws blankets on fire* that should last a good half hour"