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Joke of the Day

"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!"

"If ""pro"" is the opposite of ""con What is the opposite of progress?"

"They say religion is the opiate of the masses Makes sense, because when I go to church I nod off... (This is actually a joke I made up. Thought I'd share)"

"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."

"Q: How old is Tyrion Lannister? A: Peter Dinkl-age"

"What'd the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"

"Not saying dogs are better than kids in every aspect; but good luck finding a kid willing to lick up his own vomit."