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Joke of the Day
"How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!"
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"An original joke. Sorry, wrong subreddit."
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"To the man that stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my word!"
"""Rock. Paper. Scissors."" - terrible surgeon"
"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."
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