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Joke of the Day

"The pope walks into a mosque The imam says ""Hey, why the wrong faith?"""

"How to get a guys attention: 1. Take off your shirt 2. Be a TV"

"What do you call a cow...? What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Strokin-Off"

"Every single time I give my heart to a girl... She Brexit."

"""The Bible"" running on the History Channel is like ""Dragons"" running on Animal Planet."

"Whorehouse party My friend had a party at the local whorehouse and everyone came."

"There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!"

"Let me tell you a joke about my dick... Nevermind, it's too long."

"Forty minutes before we get to the first sex scene in Fifty Shades Of Grey? They do beat around the bush..."

"Sometimes when I cum, I scream really loudly because people should knock before opening a bathroom stall."