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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white guy on steroids? An athlete"
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"Latest Apple news: Tablet rumours a hoax. Apple to unveil new iPhone with rotary dial in plan to dominate senior demographic."
"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and Ships."
"What do you call a rich Chinese? Cha-Ching"
"The best thing to do on New Years Eve is set the microwave timer with the countdown so the first thing that happens that year is Pizza Rolls"
"What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A crappy electrician"
"My wife wanted to spice up our sex life. So she asks me if I wanna have a threesome. I said, ""Sweetie. If I ever have sex with two women at the same time..... neither one is gonna be you."""
"Honey, I slept with a stranger tonight. April Fools'. It was your sister."
"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."
"Chemistry joke If you can't helium or curium, then you barium."