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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster? A Pastafaryan."

"What do you call a Mankee who Raps A Rhymeape"

"If cocaine were an old cranky man... He'd say ""blow me""!"

"Looking for jokes about short people... e.g. My friend is so short he XXX"

"A vegan girl told me that, ""If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor."" In what world is that not totally awesome."

"I'll admit it... I'm a horny TV And i'm turned on by remotes..."

"Who was the fattest member of Nsync? Joey Fatone"

"Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision"

"If a vegetarian eats vegetables... What does a humanitarian eat?"

"My favorite part of grocery shopping is rushing home to look at the shopping list on my counter to see what I forgot to buy."