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Joke of the Day

"Morning after The morning after pill...did you know it's called the ""anti-baby pill"" in Germany? And in Sweden it's called the ""regret pill"". However in Chicago it's called the ""crime fighter"" pill."

"I always drink a cocktail before having sex My dad always told me ""You need a good screwdriver to really screw something""."

"Terrorist Jokes. They'll make you explode with laughter."

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"

"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"

"Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!"

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch."

"[job interview] Look. First, you give me a job. Then I get paid. THEN I'll be able to buy pants. I can't just skip ahead to the last step."

"my life thats it thats the joke"

"My future's so bright that I have to wear lampshades like an injured dog."