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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell you guys a gay joke... ...butt fuck it"
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"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"
"What's the difference between a dilapidated, run down bus stop and a big breasted lobster? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."
"I'm pretty sure they weren't talking about stupid when they told you, ""If you got it flaunt it."""
"What do you call a dog in a diving bell? A sub-woofer"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but how do you get them in there?"
"I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate."
"House doctor and my family are looking at me like I'm retarded. Note To Self: Cats land on their feet...not babies."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator. :D"
"I've finally understood the meaning of ""politics"" It's derived from ""poly"", the Greek word for ""many"", and ""tics"", a blood sucking parasite."