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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty sure they weren't talking about stupid when they told you, ""If you got it flaunt it."""
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"What do you call a gender reassigned person who has a baby? Transparent."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."
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"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"
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