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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"
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"How many republicans does it take to fix a problem? No one knows. It's never happened."
"What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)"
"I'm stuck at a boring wedding reception, tell me a joke to get through it"
"Friend (seeing my bookcases): Wow, have you read all of these books? Me: Have you? Friend: No. Me: Then yes. Yes I have."
"N: Why are you picking up rocks? M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone."
"What do you call a blind German? A nat-zee"
"What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day."
"If you weren't supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn't package them in rows of 15."
"Wanna hear a joke? You!"