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Joke of the Day

"It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I'd say I don't believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, ""Been there, done that."""

"Why 4D was invented ? Because yo mammas ass so fat it couldn't fit in 3D."

"If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard."

"TIL that although Sting has been missing for a week... The Police still have no lead"

"Shout out to political bumper stickers, changing nobody's mind and lowering the value of your car and whatnot."

"Abortion jokes are never funny. So if you accidentally start forming one, you should terminate it before it comes to fruition."

"Cannibal and Girlfriend What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass."

"Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"What's the first part of a stripper to blow? The knee. It's a load-bearing joint."

"What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile."