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Joke of the Day

"It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I'd say I don't believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, ""Been there, done that."""

"Man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap... The psychiatrist looks at the man and says ""I can clearly see you're nuts..."""

"God making man in his image was the original selfie"

"If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it...... He's gay, definitely gay."

"My favorite romance novels begin with ""Preheat oven to 350 degrees"""

"English man reaches for his wallet to pay hooker.... She replies ""oh, so you want me to pound you?"""

"Rumors are that Harry Styles is BiSexual according to a recent interview I hear they're going to change the name of the band to 'Both Directions'"

"A lot of things are going to change since I got my girlfriend pregnant. Including my name, address and phone number."

"TIFU by asking a chinese girl's number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"Celebrities are just like everyone else, they shouldn't be allowed to speak about politics unless they're saying something I agree with."