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Joke of the Day
"My favorite romance novels begin with ""Preheat oven to 350 degrees"""
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"Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ? Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally."
"How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a ""crazy cat lady?"" None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos."
"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"
"""Sweating bullets"" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot."
"Two girls one cup in my mouth dick fuckers"
"Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house."
"If they can't ruin the holiday one way they'll find another My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem. But now he found Jesus and ruins it with that."
"The fact that Gunplay pulled a gun on his accountant doesn't shock me nearly as much as the fact that Gunplay has an accountant."
"""Sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately."" guy who actually thinks people notice when he's not tweeting"