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Joke of the Day
"God making man in his image was the original selfie"
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"People Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by people who are full of hot air...I need to find a way to use it as renewable energy"
"What is the worst place to have the ""you break it, you buy it"" rule? The pet store"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
"Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" asked Carmella. ""No"" said Mario. ""Who wrote it?"""
"So I was in my house masturbating... and my sister comes up to me all indignant like. She asks me what the hell is wrong with me. I reply that she should knock before coming into her room."
"What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out? A Peter Parka"
"Did you hear the one about three Scotsmen who walk out of a bar? It could happen.."
"Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."
"It's my dream to take a stretch limo to a drive thru, pay at the first window & pick up my food at the second window without moving my car."