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Joke of the Day
"God making man in his image was the original selfie"
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"My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree."
"I have read so many things about the impact of smoking and drinking alcohol I think I will quit reading soon."
"What is a pedophile's favorite type of classical music? Anything in A Minor"
"I have a stalker now and it's super creepy. She shows up wherever I go... her house, her job, the women's restroom. I don't know what to do."
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. "
"Shout out to... Everyone who doesn't know the opposite of in."
"I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one"
"I got my mind on my monkey and my monkey on my back."
"Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person"