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Joke of the Day
"Just saw the coolest magic trick! Ticketmaster turned a $15 concert ticket into $38.95"
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"Why did Hitler pass out? he saw the gas bill"
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."
"Ladies, I adore you, but some of you need to cover up your t*ts and read a book"
"Usain Bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. The speed limit is only 40 kph!"
"What do you call a man with a penis and a vagina? Andy Tohaveapenisandavagina"
"Roses are red... Violets are violet, That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot."
"Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja."
"officer: give me your name me: then what am I going to use?"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was just a little queer."