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Joke of the Day

"What do womens' breasts & toy trains have in common? There're intended for children, but it's the fathers that wind up playing with them."

"Why does an elephant have 4 Feet? Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is."

"I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color."

"I created a new joke and a new word today Plagiarism"

"How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist? Gingerly."

"Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men."

"I once knew a guy named Rob. I once new a guy named Rob, for a dollar he would suck on your knob. For a half dollar more, you could get the whole score And he would eat it like it was his job"

"A Russian bomber was intercepted 20 miles from Los Angeles at 5:17am this morning, but no one wants to talk about it 'cause I made it up."

"One dark night, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russel, get out of the bushes!"