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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me he wanted to find the electrical resistance of Jesus. I was like ""Ohm my God!"""
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"A school is like a barcode, It's a P.O.S."
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out."
"What do you call a slutty telescope? A horoscope."
"Say what you want about porn stars... but they work hard, right up until the moment they get off."
"An Australian asked me, ""Have you come to die?"" ""No, I came yesterday."", I replied."
"What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"""Any idea how to make a lasagne, Barry?"" ""Not a clue mate, but I Bechemal would know"""
"Life is a bitch Sometimes, When you are happy... no one sees your smile... When you cry ... no one sees your tears... But fart just one time :p"
"Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere"