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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out."

"What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on."

"coming to theaters soon: Dawn of the Rise of the Dawn of the Planet of the Rise of the Rise of the Dawn of the Apes"

"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."

"At this point, History Channel, you might as well just take that final step and change your name to Speculation Television."

"On a Scale of 1 to 10, How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter? 9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*"

"Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier. *shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls."

"I hate stools... They are a bunch of sons of benches."

"What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"

"What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost."