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Joke of the Day

"An Australian asked me, ""Have you come to die?"" ""No, I came yesterday."", I replied."

"Laziness is a dish best served delivered."

"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece."

"Why was Hitler late for work? He tried driving a new route to work, but instead of taking the second left, he took the third reich."

"A met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds weird. Dozen tit?"

"Do you know why I have airplane-mode turned on on my phone all the time? 'Cause I'm so fly"

"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."

"Dog: I'm a man's best friend, he even named one of his teeth after me. Pussycat: Yeah, you're not gonna win this one."

"FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe."

"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Its pasture bedtime"