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Joke of the Day

"An Australian asked me, ""Have you come to die?"" ""No, I came yesterday."", I replied."

"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."

"An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile."

"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."

"I hate laundry, dishes, sweeping, mopping, dusting, fixing and fetching. The only logical conclusion is that I am descended from royalty."

"What is faster? Hot or Cold? Hot. Because you can catch a cold."

"Can't figure out why my dog licks his balls. They taste fcuking disgusting."

"dog: i saw u out there me: what? dog: i saw u pet the neighbor dog me: i was just dog: did u rub his belly? DID U ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?"

"What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare."

"Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier today by punching a politician in the face."