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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
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"What kind of bird always sticks together? A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com: http://jokels.com/jokes/what-kind-of-bird-always-sticks-together"
"my daughter hones her survival instincts by forgoing the provided bowl and spreading goldfish crackers all over the house to forage & store"
"If God is a DJ, life is a dance floor, and love is a rhythm, then you are on LSD."
"Did you know Stalin got hit in the groin with a potato when he was young? That's how he became a dictator."
"there's a new chocolate bar being sold in the middle east called Allahu Snackbar"
"I'm the daughter of Ned Stark! Arya?"
"I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"Officer: How high are you? Me: No officer it's hi how are you."
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year. ( )"