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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere"
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"The funniest joke I have EVER seen on /r/funny You."
"A patient said to a psychiatrist, ""I keep wanting to cover myself in gold paint."" The psychiatrist said, ""Sounds like you have a gilt complex."""
"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"" The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended."
"How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house? Paint a goal line on your driveway."
"I need to stop seeing caution tape as some kind of finish line."
"What's a 68? You do me, and I'll owe you 1!!"
"Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want."