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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty telescope? A horoscope."
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"Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down."
"mL m^3 gallons quart barrel This post speaks volumes."
"11: You know what would be really ironic? Me: No, what? 11: If someone died in their...living room. The Twitter is strong in this one."
"How does a muslim close a door? Islams it."
"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because the head is so high up."
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"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."
"""How is this grilling you?"" - mom's 44th question"