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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite."
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"Is your refrigerator running? Because I'd vote for it."
"How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."
"The sausage mogul Jimmy Dean has passed away. Someone just sent me the link!!!!"
"Bar joke - What's the difference between the dog and the fox? About four beers"
"Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better."
"What is Tom Brady's favorite opera? Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)"
"39 and 41 had a fight. 42. ... 41."
"ME: I made you some coffee! It's even double filtered... fancy right? WIFE: ME: WIFE: couldn't separate the coffee filters could you? ME: no"
"Where does Ned Flanders pick up women? On OkilyDokilyCupid"