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Joke of the Day

"How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."

"I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel."

"When life handed Chuck Norris lemons, he made chocolate pudding."

"Last semester I had an English teacher names Mrs. Gaye She was a huge homophone."

"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool"""

"My wife likes to window-shop a lot. The situation is so bad that we have more windows than walls."

"How much blow can Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."

"Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house."

"""Your teeth are like the stars"" he said As he pressed her hand so white. He spoke the truth for like the stars Her teeth came out at night!"

"My girlfriend said we should split up because she can't handle me acting like a detective all the time... ""GOOD IDEA!"" I said... ""We can cover more ground that way!"""