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Joke of the Day

"Bar joke - What's the difference between the dog and the fox? About four beers"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who got his calculator stuck up his bum? He had to work it out with a pencil..."

"[For HindI speakers] What is the loneliest fruit? A kela"

"Hubby is trying to get it up...There we go...Ok now it won't go down-oh there it goes...Shit, now it's going back up! Garage door is broken"

"Just bought a copy of a talking holy book An Audibible."

"Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison? Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors."

"Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman."

"What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)"