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Joke of the Day

"The high today is only 37 and the low is when I ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy before 10am."

"What is Metal Gear's Snake's secret? There's a Solid, Liquid, and Solidus Snake. It seems they all passed gas."

"What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon"

"What's the best thing about going on a surprise vacation with a gay guy? His shit's already packed."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy?"

"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."

"Poker is like sex Not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds"

"A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse answers, ""They've started a round of layoffs at the plant."""

"They said I'd have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I'm REALLY into frogs."

"I'm a 40 yr old man sitting at a Cafe with my eyes closed, squirting packets of mayo from under the table at the window as people walk by."