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Joke of the Day

"Restaurant chain commercials should run the disclaimer ""Actual food might not tumble and splash in slow motion""."

"Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke? ... Because he screwed up the delivery..."

"What is the Donner Party's favorite donut? Munchkin."

"How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky? He's got one clean finger!"

"I have a joke about California's drought. But it's pretty dry."

"Scientists analysed sweat samples of 100 regular KFC visitors. 11 secrete herbs and spices"

"Why did the snowman pull down his pants? Because he saw the snowblower coming"

"15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25"

"My wife is from England so I gave her a good Rogering for Valentine's Day. He just left and she seemed to enjoy it, so... score?"

"Why can't Irish people become lawyers? Because of their inability to pass the bar! Credit to my dad for this one"