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Joke of the Day
"MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN SO I CAN FINALLY WINK AT THE CAT AS MUCH AS I WANT"
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"An Irishman walks out of a pub. ..."
"absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys"
"Happy Friday the Thirteenth I think it's bad luck to be superstitious"