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Joke of the Day
"I don't think it's nice to make fun of schizophrenics. And neither do I."
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"Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart."
"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."
"My grandpa always told me to watch my health, not my money.. ... one day as I was taking a walk, watching my health, someone stole my wallet. It was my grandpa."
"[Me and coworker going for the last piece of cake] You'd better ask yourself if you can type with one hand, Nancy from Accounting."
"Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG"
"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"
"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after sex? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a book? The book has papers"
"Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego... Rejection without Reason! 2) Male Ego... Won't Ask For Directions!"