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Joke of the Day

"I recently heard a great joke about a boomerang, but not sure how it went. It'll come back to me."

"Why did hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."

"why do sandwich fillings look weird ? Cos they're in bread"

"*rearranges Nana's body so she's dabbing* She would've wanted it this way."

"Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."

"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."

"Chocolate coins are easily the most delicious of all coins; plus, they don't get stuck in your teeth like pennies."

"Why aren't there any muslim stand-up comedians? Because they keep bombing."

"My friend brought me to a club for philosophical digging. It got pretty deep. ^*I* ^*tried*"

"Why were the twin towers disappointed? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane."