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Joke of the Day
"Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart."
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"Stupid people need a CPU upgrade, colorblind people need a GPU upgrade. Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it."
"I complained to my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said ""Don't be ridiculous! Everyone hasn't met you yet"""
"I was in a bar with my wife, and a girl tried to pick us up. She succeeded, but almost immediately we were back on the floor. We like it there."
"What's the difference between a thief and a peeping Tom? Well, a thief snatches watches..."
"I got a new fridge today. It's pretty cool."
"Why do I hear noises? (Teacher) ""With all this talking I assume you are done with your work"" (Student) ""And with all this complaining I assume you're single"""
"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"
"Wolves are just wild dogs who can't get enough of the woods I guess."
"If any of my jokes or status have offended you, I am truly sorry......... that you're such a pu$$y......."