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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a book? The book has papers"

"Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh."

"The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats. I'm not so sure - they're pretty fucking fast."

"Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security."

"A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree. What lands first? The leaf, a rope stopped the emo."

"Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle."

"I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time."

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Actually, never mind. I'll finish, you'll be thoroughly disappointed, and then I'll start crying."

"If I was speaking a foreign language on Game of Thrones, I'd throw a couple of ""yabba dabba do's"" in there to see if anyone notices."