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Joke of the Day

"Police commissioner, do we have any leads in the Trump assassination case? It's too early to tell, but we have reason to believe the gun belonged to Gov. Jeb Bush"

"what do you do when your wife turns 40 exchange her for 2 20s"

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes."

"Ghost joke joke booooobies"

"""hey mister can i pet your dog?"" ""sure kid"" ""what kind is he?"" ""that there's a pure beef vienna son careful don't get mustard on your shirt"""

"MRW when FineBros start losing subscribers rapidly... *gets sued*"

"""You know how when birds fly in a V formation one side is always longer?"" ""Yeah. Why is that?"" ""There are more birds on that side."""

"What is the difference between reindeer and caribou? Reindeer are the ones that fly."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"

"LPT before weighing yourself, take a poop... You'll weigh a shit load less."