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Joke of the Day

"NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!"

"I always hit ""ignore call"" with my middle finger."

"What do you call a horse that is on fire? Neighpalm"

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired ( )"

"What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin? Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share."

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"Every woman has an inbox. She carries it with her just in case she gets male."

"Why do people looking for motivational seminars and people attending bodybuilding competitions keep accidentally going to each other's events? They both want personal growth."

"Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment."

"People who are genuinely surprised when politicians behave badly should be forced to wear helmets for their own protection."