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Joke of the Day

"Riddle, you see a guy You see a guy on the street talking to himself. What's his nationality? He's a Babylonian."

"Great sex is awesome like a hammock. Bad sex is trying to get out of it."

"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."

"Wait. Those Nigerian girls are still missing?? What about that really cool hashtag we made? They didn't free them when they saw it??"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great!"

"Twitter: Tell me I'm funny! Instagram: Tell me I'm pretty! Facebook: Tell me I have real friends! Pinterest: Tell me how to knit a condom!"

"Is it okay for men to sit down to pee? The manager of this sofa store doesn't seem to think so."

"Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room. What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room. What is Religion? ""I HAVE THE CAT"""

"Variants for running. Variants for running:- 1. Hot girl in front of you. 2. Creepy guy behind you. (If 1 applies to you, you're probably 2)"

"I hate tacos. -Said no Juan ever"