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Joke of the Day

"My wife is like listening to my favorite music with the volume up. Fucking the neighbour."

"What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry? Jesus in a submarine."

"What do you call a Mexican boxing match? Juan v Juan"

"A 9 year old patient in the hospital i work at had to have his leg amputated. He asked the doctor ""will my leg ever grow back?"" The Doctor replied ""sorry Johnny, you only limb once"""

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane. The pilot, you racist bitch."

"I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was."

"What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party? I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy."

"What do you call people migrating to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners."

"I'm convinced some of you are here because someone didn't properly lock your cage."

"Running out of space for your porn collection? Just download midget porn, it's half the size"