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Joke of the Day
"You know what's a load of crap? Anal sex"
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"Dear God, when I said six zeros salary, I didn't mean only zeros."
"DATING TIP: When your crush texts you, win them over by playing hard to get. Throw your phone in a river. Change your name. Move to Belgium."
"Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late."
"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."
"Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey? Because he'd always get nailed into the boards"
"A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied."
"What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick. I'll see myself out."
"Ever since the wife and I bought a water bed, we've drifted apart."
"Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe? Malldova"