55801
Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? He was a handyman."
Next Joke
"What do you call a drug dealers phone book? -An addictionary."
"Every time I see a white work van, I beat the driver unconscious, and check in the back. Sooner or later I'll be a hero."
"I know the secret to leaving a casino with a small fortune Walk in with a big fortune. Happy new year"
"If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did"
"What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong? King Kong"
"Whenever I start to hate my job I think about the camera crew that has to follow the Kardashian's 24/7."
"What do gay horses eat? Dick"
"What is your greatest America joke? Everyone's got mexican, Jewish, and Islamic jokes. I wanna hear the one's bashing America."
"[God making a planet for the first time and just constantly screwing things up] Ugh, first world problems."