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Joke of the Day

"[God making a planet for the first time and just constantly screwing things up] Ugh, first world problems."

"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"

"First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug."

"When I wss a kid I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts For eating a Brownie."

"The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like ""WTF did I just write?!"""

"Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? Because she was wearing mittens."

"Funny how the more out-of-shape someone is, the more likely they are to refer to their favorite sports team as ""we."""

"Velcro... What a ripoff!"

"Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated."

"Is there something called ""Your mama so foreign...""-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o"