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Joke of the Day
"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"
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"[God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them? The lanlord!"
"My brother tried killing himself by running his car in his closed garage. He drives a Tesla."
"What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians."
"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."
"What's the smelliest type of pencil? A #2 pencil"
"*walks into bank dragging one of those giant checks behind me* *everyone claps & cheers* *hands check over to teller* Check is for $1.00"
"Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say ""I could do that better."
"What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!"
"I really hope my 2 year old daughter is this difficult to get into bed when she's 18"