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Joke of the Day
"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"
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"After lengthy reflection, I've concluded that having kids wasn't worth the seven times my son took out the garbage for me."
"only when we don't have to pay extra for guacamole will we truly be free"
"What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out? A Peter Parka"
"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."
"What do you call a monkey sitting on a lions back? The most animalistic way to ride a pussy"
"I have two short jokes and one long joke. . . Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooooooke. (I apologize to everyone. That one offended even me.)"
"Where do babies come from? Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. So what brings no babies? Swallows"
"Joke of the Day 6/11/14 A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""
"[Adam and Eve in bed] Adam, am I really the only girl for you? GOD EVE, YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY GIRL ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH"