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Joke of the Day
"Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill."
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"i know how hard it must have been for my parents to tell me there was no santa because i just had to tell my parents there's no jesus"
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast. I'll see myself out."
"Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. Lol 5. Haha 6. K 7. Nope 8. Chillin 9. Naw"
"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."
"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."
"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Damn"
"What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."
"English: i before e, except after c. Science: Ummmm, No."