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Joke of the Day
"How are black people similar to tornadoes? They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood."
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"The quickest way to immigrate to America... Is on a one way ticket to Mexico."
"Friend: How do you spell ""SHOP""? Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it? Me: ""Shop"" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light?"
"Me: My room is in shambles. Where do I start cleaning!? *5mins later* Me: I need a new room."
"my japanese friend keeps calling latex gloves pentadick condoms i guess the radiation is getting to his head too"
"My wife hates when I make jokes about her weight... ...She needs to lighten up."
"""Shotgun!"" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane."
"You can't spell anal rash without Sarah Palin."
"It's funny how if you are a minority and commit a mass murder, you are either a terrorist, thug, or an illegal, but if you are white, then you have a mental disorder and misunderstood!"
"Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles."