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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunji cord? My ass. LAWL"
Next Joke
"Arrested at the Zoo. I got arrested at the zoo the other day for having sex with a baby gorilla. When I asked the officer what I was being charged with he responded ""Statutory Ape""."
"Why is air like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"I'm not afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer."
"Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it. Guess I really am independent"
"Two economists fall into a hole they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder."
"Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50 one buck at a time to panhandlers on the street."
"Can you imagine life without women? It would be a pain in the ass."
"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"
"Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side."