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Joke of the Day
"Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side."
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"Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!"
"Does the obama phone ring? or does it tell the person calling that they can just assume yes to whatever they were calling about?"
"What is Trump going to build to detain illegal Mexican immigrants if he becomes President? Juantanamo bay"
"What do you call a chick who studies astronomy and has a big booty? Hubble butt."
"I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families."
"1) Put on chicken costume 2) Go to store to pick up eggs 3) Run up to store manager and emotionally scream ""WHO DID THIS TO MY CHILDREN????"""
"Why do Texans duel at high noon? They distrust clocks."
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"3 out of 4 people suffer from anxiety disorder. The 4th person enjoys it."