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Joke of the Day
"What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men? Live Jasmine"
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"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."
"Why is there no ""Lets settle this like women""? Because it lasts forever."
"If a Lesbian ""Cock-Blocks"" another Lesbian.... is that considered a beaver dam?"
"I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,""Why don't they just get taller dancers?"""
"What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in"
"Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion? He couldn't afford it; he was ""Baroque""."
"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says,""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"I went to South America and bought some frozen peppers. Chile's chilly chilis"
"Condom Why did the condom fly across the room? Because he was pissed off"