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Joke of the Day

"I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,""Why don't they just get taller dancers?"""

"How to get laid: WALK RIGHT UP TO HER & just get to know her over time until u build mutual affection & the trust to enjoy each other naked"

"Q: Why do they call a horse a horse? A: Because they speak English."

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in a car accident, who would survive? America."

"What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore"

"Found a site for hardcore Harambe Supporters It's called Omegle, Everyone has their dicks out for Harambe."

"Man goes to a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian refuses. He asks why. The librarian replies 'Who'll return the book?'"

"I always hold my girlfriends hands Because if I let go she shops!"

"We really need to silence the Muslim jokes I'm talking to the guys in particular, since the Women are already silent."

"I think Congress should be forced to go on minimum wage. That way I can feel more comfortable calling them public servants!"