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Joke of the Day

"I went to South America and bought some frozen peppers. Chile's chilly chilis"

"What's the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."

"What is the difference between a thief and a pervert? A thief snatches watches."

"Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I'd say I'm about 74% Rice Krispies."

"HumansTM they start off corded but convert to wireless easily"

"Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract? Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!"

"The penis is a really strong organ... ... because it can take a beating"

"Concentration Camps (x-post from /r/Poems) Guess Who? It's a Jew Concentration camps for You! Boo Hoo! It's a Haiku F*** You. Edit: I know it's not a haiku."

"Robin Williams has died Thank you for the laughter"

"Why are strip clubs now banned in South Carolina? Because they can't handle anyone else making it rain"