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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."
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"What's the worst thing to hear after you have sex with Steve Buscemi? ""I'm not Steve Buscemi."""
"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change"
"I am aging as gracefully as a banana"
"Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she."
"Bartender: What will you have? Me: Whiskey BT: Straight? Me: Except for that one time in college. BT: Me: BT: Me: How 'bout them Red Sox?"
"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"
"What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap."
"Why don't orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is XD"
"Sometimes I wish I was a cat just so I can constantly ignore everything said to me while licking the inside of my thigh."