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Joke of the Day

"""This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after."" -Inventor of the jersey"

"A giraffe walks into a bar... The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, ""what's that lyin over there."" And someone replies, ""that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."""

"Orange juice factory Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate"

"It's not really fair that little kids can talk and dogs can't. I bet dogs have way cooler stories and they don't ask as many dumb questions."

"Two Hispanic men are playing basketball. It's Juan on Juan."

"[For enemies] You know the difference between you and I? You came out of your mom. I came in her."

"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? The frog goes ""Ribbit ribbit"" and the horny toad goes ""rub it rub it."""

"Did you hear about the guy that made the highest grades in his graduating class? He was on a roll!"

"My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son's Little League games ever since he learned he's in his second year of college."

"I have the perfect body of a 21 year old female... It's in a freezer in my basement"